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mylifeislame72

The Best Parts of Living in Spanish Harlem

mylifeislame72:

             

1. I get to be with my people, as I’m 1/250 Spanish, but only while wearing glasses. 

2. The fun games we play like Count the white people and hooker? Neighbor? Or both?

3. The look of surprise on peoples faces when they see I haven’t been shot…yet.

4. Being the richest guy in my neighborhood.

5. Living near the projects really helps me stay humble…and scared.

6. The only restaurant in my neighborhood with an A grade, is McDonalds.

7. Knowing that if I ever needed a gun, I could find one.

8. The new 24 hour Mexican diner, that’s located up the street from the Mexican restaurant, which is located across the street from a Mexican take out place.

9. Playing hopscotch over the dog poop on the sidewalk that no one ever seems to pick up.

10. Building forts at night to stay warm as our land lord turns the heat off between midnight and 5 a.m. 

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fuckchristophercolumbus

fuckchristophercolumbus:

lemme just ask why puerto rico gets little to no representation….? we are an island of people. why is puerto rico depicted as an island with very few cultural practices? i cannot find one book on puerto rican history, on puerto rican social justice, nothing. is it because we’re too far colonized? we are always lumped together with beautiful mexico–but mexico is not us. it seems as if we have nothing. nothing. 

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